Saturday, January 22, 2005

 
Obligatory post.

Let's see... I was thinking about all this great stuff to put up on the blog while I was driving yesterday, and I found myself wishing I had one of those mini tape recorder things like Agent Cooper had to talk to Diane in Twin Peaks. But now I don't remember what any of that stuff was. I think I was going to talk about how sad winter makes me, because my car looks like crap. There's so much frozen sludge on it, and it just looks nasty. Everyone else's cars don't seem as bad as my poor Altima. Plus I'm still driving around without a driver's side-view mirror after it got smashed off while I was parked on Broadway in Lowell, so it looks especially lame.

How 'bout them Pats?

Friday, January 07, 2005

 
Haven't been updating this post, because I think I just got bored with it. But do visit the Indian Spring blog.

I have a funny story. It happened to Jay, so I'm just living vicariously through his comical encounters. He was at the Y the other day leaving the locker room, and he noticed two guys really deep in conversation. Jay noticed the guy that was doing most of the talking had a huge booger hanging off his nose. He thought it was funny that the other guy was listening intently, apparently oblivious to the huge booger hanging off his friend's nose. As Jay walks by, the guy with the booger-nose looks up, sees Jay, and says, "Woah, man, your collar's all wacked out!" I guess Jay's collar was tucked inside his shirt... but all Jay wanted to say was, "Woah, man, you've got a huge booger hanging on your nose!" ...that seemed a lot funnier when Jay told it...

Also, to mirror Pat's plea to insane drivers, here's another: When it's icy and snowy and you're driving on the highway, please don't keep your blinker on if you don't intend to switch lanes. I spent at least 12 minutes trying to be nice to 4 different people who arbitrarily had their blinkers on with no intention of lane-switching. So I probably looked like an ass for slowing down, flashing my lights (I gave the 'go ahead, buddy' flash), honking my horn, then gunning it angrily when I realized they're just morons. Thanks.

On second thought, that's something to keep in mind even when it's NOT icy and snowy!

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